Are you in the habit of making New Year's resolutions, Bettys? I’m not—usually. This year might be a good year to start, though. And guess what? While I was thinking up resolutions for myself (stop being so accident-prone, get out of the house more, learn something new like how to hot-wire a car), I figured, why not think up some for some of our favorite and/or most notorious celebs? Everyone’s always got something they can work on! What are you resolving to do this year?

1. Courtney Stodden

Wear less makeup. You're 17, for crying out loud. Also, please stop shoving your breasts in everyone’s faces all the time. We’re kind of sick of seeing them all the time, and the shock value has long since worn off.

2. Lindsay Lohan

Keep up the good probation work! Everyone would be glad to see you stay out of trouble (and jail) in 2012. You can do it!

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3. Robert Pattinson

Take a shower every so often. That weird unwashed look is starting to wear a little thin.

4. Beyonce and Jay-Z

Prove to the world that the baby bump is real! Also, be terrific parents.

5. Kim Kardashian

Take a break from the limelight. On second thought, this goes for the entire Kardashian clan. There’s only so much Kardashian kraziness the world can cope with at one time, and you have all well overshot the limit.

More celeb New Year's resolutions, including ones for Snooki and Miley Cyrus, up next!